Letters of Mass Construction

Faking It

I am a good faker. When kids in my class mess up, I give them my best disappointed speech. I have made a few kids cry over the years. It isn’t that I am not disappointed but, realistically, I know they are just kids. They are going to make mistakes…. Read the Rest »

How Not To Celebrate A Birthday: A Tale Of Horror

I am going to warn you right now, this blog is not for the faint of heart. Bad things are going to be happening people, bad things. You have been warned. This last weekend was my birthday. Birthdays are kind of funny for me because I don’t really care much… Read the Rest »

Frakking Stomach

If you are a regular reader of my blog you know how much I have struggled with my weight. The main problem I have is I like to eat but have a body which has completely rebelled against me. Herniated discs in my back were the first problem. Now I… Read the Rest »

Plan X

I have been thinking about how to write this blog for a few days. I am still not completely satisfied with how my brain is processing all the conflicting thoughts. Anyone who has read this blog for any length of time knows what a huge fan of Amanda Palmer I… Read the Rest »

Self-Doubt in the Land of Art

There is no going back now. The first book is out there. On one hand it is just a collection of short fun zombie stories I put together. On the other hand I wrote it and my own lingering self-doubt tends to dominate my thought process. I have ventured off… Read the Rest »

Sugar Mama Part Quatre

I have a new found respect for anyone who has to actually transcribe interviews. I have been doing a little work here and there helping out people with their web sites. The latest job assignment was transcribing an interview with a Hollywood actress which is going to appear on someone… Read the Rest »

Great Balls of Fire!

The names in this post have been changed to protect the innocent, well except for mine because I think I gave up on the whole innocent thing when I was 8. I moved out when I was 18 and my first roommate (we’ll call him Henry) was a great guy…. Read the Rest »

My Wife Needs a Warning Label

I like to eat. I particularly like to eat fresh vegetables. We have a bunch of space in our back yard to grow stuff but the soil is worthless hard pan. Any plant that could actually get its roots into the ground would have to be some mutant man-eating plant… Read the Rest »

Amanda Palmer So Close You Can Touch Her

I had a plan for today’s blog, really I did. When I finished up yesterday’s I was armed with several points I still wanted to make. I then spent the rest of the night reading blogs, articles, and talking to people. This caused an immediate implosion of the original blog… Read the Rest »

Sugar Mama Part Deux

My never ending quest to convince my wife to let me quit my job and stay home all day and play video games (I mean write) has received a large helping hand this week. I received two, not one, but two proposition letters on MySpace. Yes, two different women on… Read the Rest »

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